| me: | fuck the thigh gap |
| me: | what are you doing where are the veggies on your plate |
| me: | i have to pee |
| me: | "fruit has too much sugar" my ass |
| me: | what is this bubbling, high sugar content, chemical shit storm contraption you are drinking |
| me: | you cant even pronounce the ingredients how is this food |
| me: | "what would you like to drink?" i'll just have water, thanks |
| me: | brb have to pee again |
| me: | yeah i'll come over after i workout |
| me: | this isnt a diet its a LIFESTYLE GOD MOM |